teddyrooseveltvevo:

sheepy-doodle:

twobearsforever:

MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”

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I drew a thing.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD IM SCREAMING OH MY GDOOAOOOOOOAOAHSH

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date posted 1 minute ago , with 152,152 notes

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

(via bloodybookworm)


date posted 2 minutes ago , with 212,444 notes

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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date posted 8 minutes ago , with 46,290 notes

meaningless-hum:

commanderabutt:

cynically—colorblind:

"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."

I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.

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thanks to this beautiful person

i have learned you can be a slut

by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself

i am the biggest slut

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date posted 9 minutes ago , with 100,678 notes



#they want him so bad

  #and he’s like #oh floor i’d like to understand you

#they want him so bad

#and he’s like #oh floor i’d like to understand you

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date posted 11 minutes ago , with 32,477 notes

nausicaa82:

americachavez:

"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"

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date posted 13 minutes ago , with 21,970 notes

victran:

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

fckn ruined my childhood

raughs

(via notmybaconyoubitch)


date posted 13 minutes ago , with 242,922 notes

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

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date posted 14 minutes ago , with 146,221 notes

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date posted 16 minutes ago , with 166,634 notes

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

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date posted 17 minutes ago , with 332,032 notes

No, this is what going mad feels like


"Hey, I might be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable."