omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via i-am-erinaceous)


date posted 35 minutes ago , with 51,290 notes

kurokoshirai:

[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]

(via anisaraina)


date posted 54 minutes ago , with 5,637 notes
Tags  except...y'know...bi  

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via veliseraptor)


date posted 1 hour ago , with 28,644 notes

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via bloodybookworm)


date posted 1 hour ago , with 389,251 notes

tuukkarasksass:

He jumps like “WHAT IN THE SHIT?! Oh, it’s a fucking octopus.”

tuukkarasksass:

He jumps like “WHAT IN THE SHIT?! Oh, it’s a fucking octopus.”

(via cally-comeback)


date posted 1 hour ago , with 624 notes

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

image

(via cally-comeback)


date posted 2 hours ago , with 47,908 notes

fezman92:

Everyone who is trying to remember a word.

(Source: watsonjoan, via bloodybookworm)


date posted 2 hours ago , with 125,320 notes

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

(via cally-comeback)


date posted 2 hours ago , with 218,093 notes

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via bloodybookworm)


date posted 2 hours ago , with 364,519 notes

randomstuffilike1995:


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.DSeason 1 Episode 1 (x)Season 1 Episode 2 (x)Season 1 Episode 3 (x)Season 1 Episode 4 (x)Season 1 Episode 5 (x)Season 1 Episode 6 (x)Season 1 Episode 7 (x)Season 1 Episode 8 (x)Season 1 Episode 9 (x)Season 1 Episode 10 (x)Season 1 Episode 11 (x)Season 1 Episode 12 (x)Season 1 Episode 13 (x)Season 1 Episode 14 (x)Season 1 Episode 15 (x)


Movies


X-MenX-Men (x)X2 X-men united (x)X-men: The Last Stand (x)X-Men Origins: Wolverine (x)X-Men: First Class (x)The Wolverine (x)


Iron Man (x)Iron Man 2 (x)Iron Man 3 (x)Thor (x)Thor: The Dark World (x)Captain America: The First Avenger (x)The Avengers (x)

The Amazing Spiderman (x)

randomstuffilike1995:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Season 1 Episode 1 (x)
Season 1 Episode 2 (x)
Season 1 Episode 3 (x)
Season 1 Episode 4 (x)
Season 1 Episode 5 (x)
Season 1 Episode 6 (x)
Season 1 Episode 7 (x)
Season 1 Episode 8 (x)
Season 1 Episode 9 (x)
Season 1 Episode 10 (x)
Season 1 Episode 11 (x)
Season 1 Episode 12 (x)
Season 1 Episode 13 (x)
Season 1 Episode 14 (x)
Season 1 Episode 15 (x)
Movies
X-Men
X-Men (x)
X2 X-men united (x)
X-men: The Last Stand (x)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (x)
X-Men: First Class (x)
The Wolverine (x)

Iron Man (x)
Iron Man 2 (x)
Iron Man 3 (x)
Thor (x)
Thor: The Dark World (x)
Captain America: The First Avenger (x)
The Avengers (x)
The Amazing Spiderman (x)

(Source: powertothefandom, via januariat)


date posted 3 hours ago , with 43,075 notes
Tags  i need this  badly  

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